During the Middle Ages, women who sold horse shit and gossip were send to the Chidding Stone where they were mocked and taunted by local farmers.

Because mainly ugly witches and old hags were caught, the bystanders, who were mainly dumb, underpaid peasants, grew tired of this event, and believed the landlord kept the hot gossip chicks for himself. One of the peasants actually had more braincells needed to eat and breathe. He managed to unite half of the peasants and slaughter the other half.

His actions eventually led to multiple peasant reforms and the beginning of the golden age of hot farm girls. He married an old hag and consequentially drank himself to death.

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